Social media for brands that don’t want to be boring.
You run the business. We run the socials. 🚀
Sharp, consistent content that actually sounds like you —
not a lifeless corporate copy machine.
- 📆 Strategy + posting handled
- 🎨 Clean visuals, consistent vibe
- 🗣️ A real voice
- 🚫 Zero influencer cringe
What We Actually Do
We take social media off your plate — without turning your brand
into beige noise. 🥱
Clear strategy. Clean execution. Zero nonsense.
We plan, write, schedule, and keep your feeds alive — consistently.
Content creation
Captions and visuals that actually match your personality, not a template.
Brand voice
You sound like a human. A confident one. On purpose. 🗣️
Engagement
Comments and DMs don’t sit there collecting dust.
Simple strategy
Clear direction, real goals — no buzzwords!
If it lives on social media, we handle it. ⚓
Why Gadget Rum Club
There are cheaper options.
There are bigger agencies.
Most of them will drain the personality right out of your brand. 🪦
Real voice
We don’t write like a press release. We write like a human who knows what they’re doing.
Clean visuals
A consistent look that actually feels intentional — not random chaos.
Controlled chaos
Fun, sharp, and built to convert — not “look busy.”
Done-for-you
You stop stressing about posts. We ship content on schedule.
Your socials should feel alive — not “managed.” ⚓
Who It’s For
This isn’t for everyone — and that’s intentional.
If any of this sounds familiar, you’re in the right place.
Small businesses
You need visibility without adding another task to your day.
Service providers
You want to look legit without sounding stiff or salesy.
Creators & founders
Your personality is the brand — we help it show up consistently.
People who hate social media
Honestly? Perfect. We’ll handle it for you. 😌
If you want your socials handled without babysitting — we should talk.
How It Works
No long onboarding. No endless meetings. 🙄
Just a simple, repeatable system that works.
Chart a course
A quick 15–20 minute call to lock in your vibe, goals, and boundaries.
Craft a strategy
We define content direction, cadence, and tone — clearly and simply.
Execute posts
You approve what matters. We handle scheduling and consistency.
Optimize and grow
We adjust based on what actually performs — not guesses.
You approve the vibe. We do the work. ⚙️
Packages
No one-size-fits-all nonsense.
Pick the level of support that matches how much you want to think about social media.
Starter — Keep It Alive
Perfect if your feed’s been collecting dust and guilt.
Includes
Posting • basic visuals • consistency
We keep you visible, on-brand, and active — without overthinking it.
Stop the bleeding. Stay present. ⚓
Standard — Build the Brand
A strong, reliable cadence with intentional creative direction.
Includes
Strategy • content creation • scheduling • engagement
This is where your brand voice locks in and starts compounding.
Look legit. Grow steadily. 📈
Captain — Full Send
For brands that want momentum without micromanaging.
Includes
Everything above • higher volume • campaigns
You don’t think about socials anymore. They just… work.
Full control. Full execution. 🏴☠️
Ready to hand off the socials?
If you’ve been saying “I’ll get consistent soon” for six months,
this is your sign. 🪧
Let’s take it off your plate and get your ship moving.
No pressure. No contracts shoved in your face.
Just a conversation to see if this makes sense.
Ready to set sail?
Let us handle the posting, planning, and pressure —
so you can focus on running the business without babysitting your socials.
